Who is Angelina sharing her bed with?

Angelina Jolie shares the same bed with her children. The actress who has seven children, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh Knox and Vivienne, with her husband Brad Pitt, says that, “It is important to spend as much as precious time with the kids in happiness.

Times with our families are the sweetest memories and time flies so fast that it has become important for people to devote time for children and all. And so that every moment goes in merriment, Angelina shares the same bed with her seven loveable children. “It is hard to get an opportunity to work with such a lovely actor and she had to go to Venice for two months.

Why did Christina botch the National Anthem?

Christina Aguilera: Pretty Much Divorced

Christina Aguilera botched the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLV and may have an obvious drinking problem. But she did receive a piece of good news this week.

She and Jordan Bratman reached a divorce settlement that was filed in court, and better yet, dude finally moved out of her house. He was still living in that piece!

Jordan, Christina and her new boyfriend Matt Rutler were all living under the same roof, along with their son Max. That's not awkward at all, and explains a lot.

Christina and Jordan separated in October. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Sources say they will share joint custody of Max, although the legal papers don't specify the terms of custody. As far as their assets, the couple had a prenup.

Reports say that Bratman will receive more than required by the prenup in the settlement, although the exact amount is unclear. As for what Xtina received?

Jordan moving out is a start. The divorce won't be final until six months from the date it was originally filed, so on April 15, she's legally a single woman.

Well, she's still dating Matt. But you get the idea.

Another shocker! NOT!

Ashlee Simpson's representative has confirmed to People that she filed divorce papers on Tuesday to end her 2 1/2 year marriage to Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz. Through a spokesperson, the couple said, "After careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to file for divorce. We remain friends and deeply committed and loving parents to our son, Bronx, whose happiness and well-being remains our No. 1 priority." In addition to saving the letters U-M-B-E-R to use on another day, Ashlee also expressed interest in doing the following: 1) igniting the hyphen that attached the "Wentz" to her "Simpson," 2) seeking primary physical custody of the couple's 2 year old son, and 3) spousal support because repeatedly reshaping her pixie cut has (surprisingly) not sent much money in her direction.

Is Miley becoming another Britney Spears?

For the first time since she was caught smoking salvia in December, Miley Cyrus has spoken out about the incident.

Asked why such an uproar resulted from an action in which other teenagers also take part, the 18-year old seemed to actually understand her place in society for a change:

"They're not Miley Cyrus," she said. "They're not role models. So for me it was a bad decision, because of my fans and because of what I stand for."

Seriously?

Sources confirm to Us Weekly that jaw-dropping beauty Scarlett Johansson is dating legendary actor Sean Penn, with the initial spark between the pair going off due to the latter's humanitarian efforts in Haiti.

"Scarlett first reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam," says a source. "She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice."

Describing the actress as "smitten" with the Oscar winner, this insider says the pair - who are 24 years apart in age - first hooked up last month when Johansson was staying at the Chateau Marmont and filming We Bought a Zoo.

Both stars split from their spouses over the last year. Penn called it quits with Robin Wright in August, while Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds divorced in December.

Little johnny in math class.

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

Brett Favre may need to un-retire to pay for his lawsuits!

Brett Favre really enjoyed his one season in New York.
The NFL legend, who delivered his annual retirement speech Monday, is being sued by massage therapists Christina Scavo and Shannon O'Toole, who worked for the New York Jets in 2008. The franchise is also named in the lawsuit.
This is unrelated to the $50,000 fine Brett received from the NFL last week in conjunction with the Jenn Sterger sexting / wang photo scandal.

Joan Rivers...HOT or NOT?

Fabulous: 40 and Over

Joan Rivers showed football fans how good 77l looks when she appeared in the GoDaddy.COM Girl commercial during the Super Bowl. The comedian even wore leather shorts in the segment. "Yes, yes, yes, it's my body in the @GoDaddy ad," she tweeted soon after the commercial. (AP Photo)