Dana goes to her doctor and explains that her husband can't get it up like he used to and their sex life is suffering. The doctor asks, "Have you heard of a new drug named Zyban?" The lady says yes, but adds that her husband refuses to take pills of any kind. "The will make him feel less of a man." The doctor advises her to sneak it into his morning coffee.
A week goes by and the doctor asks how it went. Dana heaves a tremedous sigh, "I snuck it into his coffee like you said. And, sure enough, within 15 minutes, he cleared off the table, threw me on it and we had the best sex we'd had in 20 years." Perplexed, the doctor asks, "What's wrong with that?" Dana shakes her head and says, "I don't think i'll ever be able to show my face at McDonalds again."
A week goes by and the doctor asks how it went. Dana heaves a tremedous sigh, "I snuck it into his coffee like you said. And, sure enough, within 15 minutes, he cleared off the table, threw me on it and we had the best sex we'd had in 20 years." Perplexed, the doctor asks, "What's wrong with that?" Dana shakes her head and says, "I don't think i'll ever be able to show my face at McDonalds again."
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