Six quick ways to get rid of a blind date!

1. Repeat every third third word you say say.
2. Brag about your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for your high school yearbook.
3. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.
4. Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly.
5. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.
6. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.