Look out Twilight moms! You knew this was going to happen.

EXCLUSIVE!

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Have Sex...More Than Once

Today 3:00 PM PST by Marc Malkin and Brett Malec

Summit Entertainment

More from Marc Malkin Holy hunky vampire!
Listen up, Twi-hards. We just got some brand new Breaking Dawn news about that super steamy sex scene between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!
Actually, make that sex scenes...

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Is Charlie in denial? Again?

Two and a Half Men Crew Rips Charlie Sheen: "That Turd Can Pay My Mortgage"

Today 11:30 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

AP Photo

More from The Awful Truth Holy guano, Batman! After CBS shut down the mega-hit that is Two and a Half Men, after Sheen called his boss, Chuck Lorre, a "turd" and a "clown" and threw in some "borderline" anti-Semitism, friends to Lorre and workers on the set have plenty to say.
But who's got the bigger beef here? TV genius Lorre, who created the show, or the working men and women who are now out of a paycheck?

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Read more: http://www.eonline.com/#ixzz1F0b9MXET

The Bachelor went over the "top" with its topless photo shoot.

Finally, a Woman With a Future on The Bachelor

Wed., Feb. 23, 2011 3:14 PM PST by Peter Gilstrap

Through the intense process of selecting the ideal mate for himself, judicious Bachelor Brad Womack has taken his eager candidates through a variety of specialized, discerning tests.
Like a topless photo shoot, zip line riding, and, of course, hot tubbing.
Now, on his visit to Chantal's house, the hopeful young woman has a chance to display the kind of intimate lifestyle that may attract the complex Womack...

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Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_soup/index.html#ixzz1EtckRaZq

Trojan Introduces "No One's Pleasure" condoms, for bitter, resentful couples!

Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples

The lack of expiration dates are said to heighten both partners’ stress over whether the condoms will be effective.

PRINCETON, NJ—Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples.

“We’ve always offered consumers a choice when it comes to protection, and we wanted to give emotionally distant partners an option that suits their lack of intimacy,” said Jim Daniels, vice president of marketing at Trojan. “That’s why we’ve developed the only condoms clinically proven to exploit performance anxiety, heighten discomfort levels, and prolong the petty arguments that allow couples to bicker needlessly all night long.”

According to a Trojan press release, No One’s Pleasure condoms feature a quarter-inch-thick layer of non-lubricated latex with a unique abrasive texture that creates a variety of stinging sensations “for both him and her.” The company statement goes on to explain that the product magnifies personal insecurities and awakens deep-seated, unresolved relationship issues that are “sure to raise passions and quicken your pulse.”

The cutting-edge prophylactics are also extremely tapered at their base and tip, which Trojan engineers said induces premature ejaculation and provides longer-lasting hostility and alienation.

Lead designer Benjamin Walton said the bulky, ill-fitting sheaths greatly constrict the movement of any man who wears them and when used correctly are 98 percent effective at preventing vaginal penetration.

Off to Vagas

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

Parris Hilton...hot or not?

 

Justin Bieber and Rihanna, this teen really knows how to work it!

Over the weekend Justin Bieber was spotted sitting courtside with singer Rihanna at the 2011 NBA All-Star Game in Los Angeles, California. The duo looked like they had a great, relaxed time together at the game. They were seen joking with each other and sharing excitement over plays in the game.

Too funny, Hugh Hefner know how to spread more than joy!

Hugh Hefner - Playboy Mansion Investigated In Health Probe

Playboy Mansion Investigated In Health Probe

Health officials are investigating HUGH HEFNER's Playboy Mansion over fears the famed property was the source of a recent disease outbreak, according to a new report.

Dozens of conference guests who attended a fundraiser at Hefner's Los Angeles residence on 3 February (11) were reportedly struck down by a respiratory infection.

Local reports suggest a fog machine used at the bash could have spread the illness, according to TMZ.com.

A number of other venues used for the Domainfest global conference are also being considered by authorities at the Center for Disease Control and the Los Angeles County Health Department.