Thursday, December 16, 2010

Worst pick up lines ever!

"Hey, do you have the time?" 
"Because I've got the place..." 
If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"
I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!"
"Was your daddy a farmer? 
Because I'm lovin' those melons!"
"Is your daddy a pirate?"
"You could have fooled me with booty like that."

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